We got married and a... baby.

Peeing on a stick has never been so much fun. 

You know, because I've done a lot of stick peeing in my life...

We're doing this baby thing. May 2014. Can't wait. Like seriously, I am going to be poking my eyes out for the next 26 weeks dying to meet this little alien babe. 

And then my boss found out and said "that's what happens when you mess around."

Nice.